Hey my bad guys i forgot to post last night I was taking a class and didn't get home till like 2:30 AM.
Anyways today's story is going to be about the time i got caught with my friends weed.
So my ex from a long time ago, keep in mind guys that this happened like 2 years ago, but anyways my ex from a while back had asked me to hold some weed she had at my house cause she was afraid her parents were going to look through her room. So me being the "good friend" I am I agreed and put it in my garage. around midnight that night i got a text from her saying that her and her friend were sneaking out and they wanted to smoke it so if i could pass it through my window that would be great, so i wet into my garage told my mom i was grabbing my reading glasses (which i actually had left out there so i also needed those). Anyways I was wearing pajamas with no pockets and a big hooded sweatshirt, so i put the box (it was in a ring box) in my waste band and put my big sweatshirt over it, completely unnoticeable. Until of course i tripped in from of my mom and it rolled straight out my pant leg and right in front of her. She then asked why I had Isabel's ring box and i made up some random bullshit. So then she asked to see what was inside it... now in a ring box there's a little table that you usually would place a ring on and you can lift that table up and put things in it and that's where i usually put it, i also thought i had put it under the table but forgot that i had just gotten lazy and shoved it all in there so when she asked to see inside it i joyfully said sure and opened it and watched as it poured all over the floor and just responded with a simple "shit".
Moral of the story: Don't get lazy and stuff weed into a ring box when you can clearly spend 2 more second of your life and just hide it under the god damn table.
sincerely
Bolly.
Thursday, June 25, 2015
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Sneaking out story.
Hey guys so today's blog is going to be about the time i snuck out with my 19 year old friend and stayed up till 5.
So the night started off great, i waited till my parents fell asleep around 1 and i left my house, my 19 year old friend picked me up in his car and we went to Walmart, we got some food and met up with my other friend who was 15 and not supposed to be driving but took his sisters car anyways and drove himself and his two neighbors over to meet us, after a while of going to the park and swinging on swing sets in an abandoned playground my 19 year old buddy went home because he was really tired, so me and my 15 year old friend drove his two neighbors home and then we went to McDonalds, after McDonalds we just drove around until mysteriously a car seemed to start following us. My friend quickly pulled into a gas station and turned the car off so they wouldn't see us. after they passed we got super sketched out and he drove me home. I made it home at 5:30 AM, 30 minutes before my Dad woke up... yeah i got no sleep at all.
Moral of the story: Don't sneak out with people who are driving under aged, and especially don't sneak out and stay out till 5 because only creeps are out that late, well creeps and kids sneaking out.
sincirley
Bolly
So the night started off great, i waited till my parents fell asleep around 1 and i left my house, my 19 year old friend picked me up in his car and we went to Walmart, we got some food and met up with my other friend who was 15 and not supposed to be driving but took his sisters car anyways and drove himself and his two neighbors over to meet us, after a while of going to the park and swinging on swing sets in an abandoned playground my 19 year old buddy went home because he was really tired, so me and my 15 year old friend drove his two neighbors home and then we went to McDonalds, after McDonalds we just drove around until mysteriously a car seemed to start following us. My friend quickly pulled into a gas station and turned the car off so they wouldn't see us. after they passed we got super sketched out and he drove me home. I made it home at 5:30 AM, 30 minutes before my Dad woke up... yeah i got no sleep at all.
Moral of the story: Don't sneak out with people who are driving under aged, and especially don't sneak out and stay out till 5 because only creeps are out that late, well creeps and kids sneaking out.
sincirley
Bolly
Monday, June 22, 2015
First time i got drunk!
Hey guys so today's blog is about the first time i got drunk.
Now i don't condone any of the things i talk about in my blog but if you're going to do something, don't drink it's not something you'd like to get attatched to, but that's a story for another time,
So here it goes
The first time i got drunk i was on a cruise ship
Yes i was on a cruise going from Italy to France to north Africa to spain. No im not a rich little prick head it's just my grand dad saved up enough to take the family. Anyways so me and some friends i met on the cruise took all the alchohol out of all the fridges out of all our rooms and just got streight up hammered and i had never gotten drunk and i'm very small so it lasted a lot more for me and had a lot more of an effect on me so i ended up throwing my watch, several glass cups, and a few chairs over board. I then ended up telling all my friends on the ship my life story and made some good friends. Bigass head ache in the morning though and i woke up in my bath tub... yeah no idea. Anyways
Moral of the story: Don't drjnk, especially on a cruise cause you'll end up throwing your nice watch over board.
Sincirley
Bolly
Now i don't condone any of the things i talk about in my blog but if you're going to do something, don't drink it's not something you'd like to get attatched to, but that's a story for another time,
So here it goes
The first time i got drunk i was on a cruise ship
Yes i was on a cruise going from Italy to France to north Africa to spain. No im not a rich little prick head it's just my grand dad saved up enough to take the family. Anyways so me and some friends i met on the cruise took all the alchohol out of all the fridges out of all our rooms and just got streight up hammered and i had never gotten drunk and i'm very small so it lasted a lot more for me and had a lot more of an effect on me so i ended up throwing my watch, several glass cups, and a few chairs over board. I then ended up telling all my friends on the ship my life story and made some good friends. Bigass head ache in the morning though and i woke up in my bath tub... yeah no idea. Anyways
Moral of the story: Don't drjnk, especially on a cruise cause you'll end up throwing your nice watch over board.
Sincirley
Bolly
Sunday, June 21, 2015
First time i tried acid!
Hey guys so today's life story is gonna be about the first time i tried acid.
yes it's stupid
no i will not ever do that again
anyways here it goes...
So i bought it off this kid at my school and i had no idea what to expect, so when i got home i took it out of my bag and looked at it and basically thought this kid had screwed me over and gave me a peace of paper because that's what it looked like. little did i know it's supposed to be like that. So i decided id cut it in half and take it and that way I'd know if it was real. so I took half of it, 30 minutes later nothing happened... so me being smart i decided might as well take the other half, legit 10 minutes later i was tripping tf out. me and my bestfriend went down to walgreens to get some drinks and i remember telling him to go inside and buy me my tea because i didnt want to alarm anyone in the store, and while i was waiting outside i just stared at this parked car, like it was so interesting to me. and the more i looked at it the more i began to realize there was someone in the passenger seat very concerned on why i had been staring at them for the past 10 minutes. after that on my way home every car that passed by me i'd look at the person driving and it'd be a police officer so i flipped out and my friend told me that there werent any cops anywhere and i was really confused. when i got home later that night my mom had made sloppy joes for dinner, for those of you that dont know what that is it's like grinded meat in a hamburger bun, it's really good. anyways i took like one bite and i was full, i was just honestly really not hungry, so i sat the plate down in front of me and began watching my show. after a while i went to go take another bite only to realize i had already aten all of them. being extrmley confused i went and passed out on my bed.
Moral of the story: DO NOT DO ACID, unless of course you like seeing police everywhere and not remembering eating things, than in that case have at it!
sincirley
Bolly.
yes it's stupid
no i will not ever do that again
anyways here it goes...
So i bought it off this kid at my school and i had no idea what to expect, so when i got home i took it out of my bag and looked at it and basically thought this kid had screwed me over and gave me a peace of paper because that's what it looked like. little did i know it's supposed to be like that. So i decided id cut it in half and take it and that way I'd know if it was real. so I took half of it, 30 minutes later nothing happened... so me being smart i decided might as well take the other half, legit 10 minutes later i was tripping tf out. me and my bestfriend went down to walgreens to get some drinks and i remember telling him to go inside and buy me my tea because i didnt want to alarm anyone in the store, and while i was waiting outside i just stared at this parked car, like it was so interesting to me. and the more i looked at it the more i began to realize there was someone in the passenger seat very concerned on why i had been staring at them for the past 10 minutes. after that on my way home every car that passed by me i'd look at the person driving and it'd be a police officer so i flipped out and my friend told me that there werent any cops anywhere and i was really confused. when i got home later that night my mom had made sloppy joes for dinner, for those of you that dont know what that is it's like grinded meat in a hamburger bun, it's really good. anyways i took like one bite and i was full, i was just honestly really not hungry, so i sat the plate down in front of me and began watching my show. after a while i went to go take another bite only to realize i had already aten all of them. being extrmley confused i went and passed out on my bed.
Moral of the story: DO NOT DO ACID, unless of course you like seeing police everywhere and not remembering eating things, than in that case have at it!
sincirley
Bolly.
Saturday, June 20, 2015
Bolly
What's good people who are reading my blog, my girlfriend started making these so i thought why not. I'm pretty shitty at writing things so excuse my grammatical errors, I'll be doing life stories for my blog... so enjoy.
sincirley
Bolly
sincirley
Bolly
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